What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can you tell me something about yourself?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How would you define love?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?